Slap Happy News - #105 up-dated November 1, 2024


      EDITOR Perry P. Campanella

We have been together treasured joy now for many years we trust each other with our emotions, with affection, tears, Any day when you are sick or hurting I feel your pain - significant other, when either-one needs attention we help one another... These mutual friendly feelings for assistance, approval, support form our tight bonds, usually never broken Sharing visions, time together we respect each other, regardless of shortcomings I know you, "I love you anyway" CAMPANELLA

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 _______________________________________________________________                 We are the pinnacle of creation, and there are no other anywhere - One that can fly at warp-speed from star to star is not wondering if they are the only one in the Universe. They would not fly throughout the Galaxy - come here and create crop-circles, levitate ridiculous-looking stones ( Stonehedge ) Cut H shape stone and stop, alter our DNA - abduct us and then live among us - Give or help us with Technology so we can find their Planet, then when we get there to die of old age and/or do what? Live among them? Go on and look for other life elsewhere - On & On - why? "Is that what they are doing" cause they aren't sticking around here are they! Oh, just one more thing - 'Teleportation' a means to get someplace in a millisecond - What Planet do I sign-up for those lessons -planet Uranus - Why are we building spaceships? Just one more thing - for 71 years our folks have been watching with telescopes and radio wave listening antenna - NOT a single thing NOTHING - 'NO ALIENS' folks can't see them don't hear them. "Aliens do not exist now or in the past" THINK
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Here is a thought - What have I learned about these past events in Congress? Well, I must vote someone into office that has a degree in INVESTIGATION - Is that Detective School? One enters Washington mainly to INVESTIGATE investigations and raise money on their office phone - Passing Bill - WHAT'S THAT? Ok let's have your VOTE - should we pay the PHONE BILL this month? Yay or Nay - THE Eyes have it Over The NOSE; The Eyes have it but Why? - Let's INVESTIGATE just why the NAY's did not get it - ay!

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 _______________________________________________________________Here's a thought - Sure there may be a Jurassic Planets out there and it will not matter when we arrive for breakfast, lunch, or dinner - They can't wait 'to have us' - So when we pac-up our Spaceship we may want to bring plenty of Salt & Pepper to go with us or we may want to use them at each meal. Let's face it they aren't flying anywhere - We are barely smart-enough to fly into outer-space ourselves - At best it's a crap-shoot each time we take-off - Let's not let that stop us - We will get it right sooner or later - This provides each generation another something to spend money on, along with plenty of ambition to spend time! Good Luck!

________________________________________________________________Poetry is the heartbeat of our existence - We tell stories in songs through rhythm and rhyme - Our Spirit is soothed and comforted through the Poets tales of Life!

A piece of advice: A surfer once explained to me that he didn't care that a Hurrican was coming cause he is in top physical condition exercising every morning and he will ride out the storm right there on the beach! Well, I thought about that a moment and wanted to explain how dangerous it would be for him to stay there and so I responded: It's not 'that' the wind is blowing...It's 'WHAT' the wind is blowing, and should a car come at you; It won't matter how much you are in good shape! When it hits you; Now will it! (Smile)

 

 There once was a little lady so thin...

she wanted to solve a crime so she set at a Bar, Lounge, Inn, only couldn't find her lime, Try hard as she would - to remember only made her all the more slender, so much so - she slipped through her straw an fell in... Now while there - she tried to compare her lime - now found - from her olive, only to have swallowed her ice cube in there, it floated her above an over her glass alive, Now back on her chair it all didn't matter like her other she ordered another, this time without a lime - an became fatter wow, when asked to pay for this one an that other Why she said; didn't you hear "Crime Doesn't pay" as she melted away >:D

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2 comments

  • Perry Campanella

    You got that right – Where is Space Junk WHAT NONE why! Thank you for your comment here! LOL

  • Chris Midd

    Chris Midd
    4 days ago
    I don’t think aliens would want anything to do with us

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