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Tesla reveals plans for humanoid robot dubbed Optimus, which could be used to perform boring or repetitive tasks.
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Could these robots become our next POLICE FORCE?
Isn't this a Funny thing for our future generation to deal with?
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Here is a thought - What have I learned about these past events in Congress? Well, I must vote someone into office that has a degree in INVESTIGATION - Is that Detective School? One enters Washington mainly to INVESTIGATE investigations and raise money on their office phone - Passing Bill - WHAT'S THAT? Ok let's have your VOTE - should we pay the PHONE BILL this month? Yay or Nay - THE Eyes have it Over The NOSE; The Eyes have it but Why? - Let's INVESTIGATE just why the NAY's did not get it - ay!
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_______________________________________________________________Here's a thought - Sure there may be a Jurassic Planets out there and it will not matter when we arrive for breakfast, lunch, or dinner - They can't wait 'to have us' - So when we pac-up our Spaceship we may want to bring plenty of Salt & Pepper to go with us or we may want to use them at each meal. Let's face it they aren't flying anywhere - We are barely smart-enough to fly into outer-space ourselves - At best it's a crap-shoot each time we take-off - Let's not let that stop us - We will get it right sooner or later - This provides each generation another something to spend money on, along with plenty of ambition to spend time! Good Luck!
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A piece of advice: A surfer once explained to me that he didn't care that a Hurrican was coming cause he is in top physical condition exercising every morning and he will ride out the storm right there on the beach! Well, I thought about that a moment and wanted to explain how dangerous it would be for him to stay there and so I responded: It's not 'that' the wind is blowing...It's 'WHAT' the wind is blowing, and should a car come at you; It won't matter how much you are in good shape! When it hits you; Now will it! (Smile)
There once was a little lady so thin...
she wanted to solve a crime so she set at a Bar, Lounge, Inn, only couldn't find her lime, Try hard as she would - to remember only made her all the more slender, so much so - she slipped through her straw an fell in... Now while there - she tried to compare her lime - now found - from her olive, only to have swallowed her ice cube in there, it floated her above an over her glass alive, Now back on her chair it all didn't matter like her other she ordered another, this time without a lime - an became fatter wow, when asked to pay for this one an that other Why she said; didn't you hear "Crime Doesn't pay" as she melted away >:D
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